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Thursday, 25 February 2016

Top New Funny Latest & Best whatsapp status

See here Top New Funny Latest & Best whatsapp status updates in 2016  Funny hindi short whatsapp status.New best  Funny Status for Whatsapp 2016, Short Funny Quotes, Funny Status in Hindi, Best Funny Status Quotes, Facebook Messages.





1] I will be back before you pronunce afjkhnfkualnfhukcakecnhkj.
2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
3]Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
4] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….
5] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
6] Good morning…let the stress begin
7] Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
8] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
9] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
12] “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett
13] since 1910
14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
15] Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.      …..(more whatsapp quotes)
17] move on…
18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
20] It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
23] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.